CraftyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Animals Bred:	101	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	6

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7876
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	270
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Animals Bred:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	976	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6232
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1218	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	3768
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC