CraftyLiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	2347	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

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join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	2557
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Star Shards Collected:	218	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

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Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3373
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	108
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HamasTunnelCrawl

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	784755
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5883
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Love Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

License2Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4063
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5357

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperCarnage

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	2185	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	751936	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4008
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!