so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested: 695 Divine Spears Created: 18
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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