so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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