CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?

Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinecraftMysteryMadness

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Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Clock Control Craft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Goblin King:	Krenko
Server Theme:	Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
Server Rules:	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
What are the server rules?	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PvP Masters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RelativesRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

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so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	699	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Robo Brain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1