LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Villages Defended: 8
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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