LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 262
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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