CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBootyCraft

adult entertainment, aggressive behavior, BlockyBootyCraft, common, degradation, dehumanizing, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, fake moaning, fetish, harmful stereotypes, instant turn off, lack of consent, objectification, pornography, sexual content, taboo, turn off, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4632	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

aerial combat, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, FLYER, France, French, Frenzy, international relations, jets, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Pilots, SECURITY, Training, Ukraine, warplanes

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Animals Bred:	155	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Evgenworld Minecraft server

Bed wars, Everything.., Evgenworld, Hide and seek, lamp, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Sky Wars, Spleef

lamp server for everything

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Plasma Power

Bosses, BUILD, building, Community, Craft, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Discord, Earth, earth smp, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Ecconomy, Economy, Events, gamemode, Gamemodes, games, Gaming, Hardcore, Helpful, helpfull, Kits, LifeSteal, Lifestealserver, Lobby, Lobbyserver, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nonpay2win, Nontoxic, Nontoxicstaff, Plasma, Plasma Power, Plasmacraft, Plasmakraft, Play, Players, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Safe, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Spawners, Staff, Store, Story, Survival

Plasma Power

Come join the fun and chaos of a newly surfacing server; PlasmaKraft. A multi-cultural, java server with multiple different gamemodes to suit your needs, hosting events fairly often. With helpful and respectful staff and a non-toxic community, who don’t tolerate disrespect from players who ruin the fun for others. So, what has PlasmaKraft got to offer?

Lifesteal:The first gamemode from our structuring collection; Lifesteal. Our specific version of Lifesteal is considered an anarchy server, with hardly any rules, simply, don’t hack, don’t cheat, don’t be inappropriate in any form. This gamemode is recommended for the sweaty players, who enjoy a good grind. With crates and keys for this specific gamemodes, there are different ranks and armors either from our crates and ranks or from bosses you kill, which can be used and applied to help as you fight and escape! The difference from Lifesteal and other gamemodes is that you can have any amount up to 100 hearts, as you gain them from killing other players or crafting them, but don’t get too confident, if you get killed, you will also lose hearts!

Skyblock:For the more light-hearted players who enjoy puzzle solving and living off limited resources, this economy gamemode brings the survival to you, in a small island in the sky, where you must expand and grind money to become the top islander. Earn ranks from increasing your MCMMO skills, grinding money and having the most island experience and value. Increase your score or purchase a raffle ticket to earn from our lucky pot, where you can earn things like spawners! Complete missions and find creative ways to survive and become number one!

Earth SMP:Come back down to earth, as you play in a free-roam survival world set on a 1:1 scale replica of Earth. Grind money and become baltop in the economy. Claim your land. Earn money from jobs. Buy from our in-game shop. Grind for kits, buy ranks or earn some by increasing your skill set and doing other tasks, or grind EXP from our minable and purchasable spawners, to get custom enchants to make you even stronger, and then you can fight other players (fairly as wild killing is not allowed on ESMP) or form a formidable team to tackle our tough bosses, rank up and grinding your way to the top!

More coming soon:With even more gamemodes coming soon, come and enjoy yourself with a friendly community at PlasmaKraft, soon to update its gamemodes and release even more fun for all!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCreepers Minecraft Server

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, CraftyCreepers, Elder Thread, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patches, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with weak round-ears? Well, look no further because on this server, only the strongest survive!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with mods that will blow your mind. From dragons to unicorns, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry about getting lost in the world of Minecraft, our modding guides and FAQs will have you covered.

But that’s not all, we also have a special update tracker for the SKSE AE, so you’ll always be up to date with the latest plugins. And if you ever run into a problem or have a suggestion, just hit the “Contact” button and we’ll have it sorted in no time!

Our community is filled with legendary characters and waifus that will make your jaw drop. Check out our stories and social links for a good laugh and some epic tales.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where lore and lore accessories are a must-have. And don’t forget to gear up with our comprehensive combat mod list for the ultimate gaming experience.

Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BroBro’s Minecraft Server: Sibling Shenanigans!

Accidents, ANECDOTES, Behavior, BroBros, brother, children, Eating, family, Fighting, funny, Gaming, humor, learning, Minecraft, parenting, play boxing, Server, Shenanigans, sibling, Stories, supervision, table manners, Technology, Xbox

Are you tired of dealing with clueless siblings who can’t even use a fork properly? Do you dream of a world where Xbox controllers aren’t connected to printers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and absurd stories. From crying over not being able to play Fortnite to running headfirst into fists during play boxing, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the B button pressing and monkey-like eating habits. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server

assets, blood relatives, Eviction, extended family, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, GrandpasLoot, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal advice., life insurance, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Promise, RELATIVES, scholarship, Server, Support, well paying job

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?

With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RegretCraft: Blame Game

Blame, blended family, college savings, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family decisions, family divide, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Game, grandkids, parenting, regret, RegretCraft, Siblings, stepfamily

Are you tired of boring, traditional family dynamics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the family drama is on a whole new level? Look no further!

Join our server where you can witness the wild story of a married couple who decided to live as two separate families under one roof. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Watch as the kids interact only with their bio siblings and not with their step-relatives. See how the parents navigate this unique family dynamic and deal with the consequences of their decisions.

And if that’s not enough, join now to witness the epic showdown over college funds! Will the stepkids get left out in the cold, or will the family come together in the end? Only on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous family dynamics. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3011	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NorwegianOreMine Minecraft Server

Deposits, Discovered, earth sciences, economic growth, environmental impact, Europe, Exploration, geology, industrial minerals, innovation, LARGEST, Minecraft, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, norway, NorwegianOreMine, rare earth metals, Scandinavian, Server, Sustainable development, Technology, valuable minerals

OMG U GUYS, dis server be like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! We got da biggest rare earth metal deposits in all of Europe, like seriously, you won’t find this much bling anywhere else! Join us and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging your way to epicness!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TokyoTinderCraft

BIRTHS, cultural shift, dating app, demographics, digital solutions, Family Planning, fertility rate, government intervention., Japan, Long-term impact, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., millennial generation, population decline, record low, relationships, social trends, societal norms, Technology, TOKYO, TokyoTinderCraft

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can literally make babies appear outta thin air? well, this server is like that, but instead of babies, it’s diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! join this server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

not only that, but this server has a secret hidden village where villagers speak in emojis and give u enchanted gear just for saying “hello” in chat. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and unicorns.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yea, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, matey! so grab your pickaxe and join this server now before all the diamonds disappear like a mirage in the desert. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChunkyCraft: Trans Fat Edition

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, ChunkyCraft, Diversity, Edition, fat, fat acceptance, Food, Gender Identity, health at every size, inclusion, intersectionality, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, plus size, self love, social justice, Trans, trans fat, trans people, Transgender

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava and diamonds! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a flick of his wand! come join the fun and madness, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	914	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NanoBabyBoomCraft

babies, Blood vessels, Chemical messengers, Fetal development, health risks, Lab model, maternal health, NanoBabyBoomCraft, Nanoparticle effects, Nanoparticle exposure, Nanoparticle research, Nanoparticle risk, Nanoparticle toxicity, Nanoparticles, placenta, Pregnancy, reproductive health, researchers, Risk, WOMB, Womb health

hey u! yes u! do u like babies in the womb? do u like nanoparticles? do u like blood vessels? well then boy do i have the minecraft server for u! come join us on our server where we have the craziest experiments with nanoparticles and babies in the womb! watch as we impair the release of chemical messengers in the placenta and mess with blood vessels like never before! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! join now for a chance to be part of the most outrageous experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3416
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HotSerialCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, dating apps, hot serial killers, HotSerialCraft, meeting strangers, meeting up, Minecraft, online dangers, online dating, online predators, online relationships, online risks, online safety, PREDATORS, Safety, serial killer documentaries, Server, social media, stranger danger, true crime, true crime documentaries, True Crime Podcasts, victimization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even hot serial killers can find love and adventure! Gone are the days of having to go to bars and meet-up places to find your next victim. Now, you can simply log on from the comfort of your own home and find someone 30 miles away to meet up with in a parking lot. Just like Chad in those fishing videos where women invite random men into their homes for the first time, the average player here has no sense of danger. So come join us for a killer good time – literally!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28