CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details

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are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!

join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.

plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PretendExpertCraft

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

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Velurient SMP vanilla

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyStar Online 2 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create entire universes with our imagination! Join us and become a part of the RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, or Mitsuba alliances – or create your own group chat exclusive Ship 4!

But that’s not all, our server is so advanced that we have Scratch Tickets for exclusive in-game fashion items, just like in Phantasy Star Online 2! And don’t forget to check out our NGS Headline videos for the latest news and events – it’s like being in a virtual world within a virtual world!

Need help with your NGS Damage Calculator? We got you covered with our data verification sheets and item codes. And if you’re feeling fashionable, dive into our Fashion History archives and become the trendsetter of the server!

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality when you have a virtual world this epic? Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Weirdly Good Minecraft Server

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Are you a master at stacking blocks in a perfectly symmetrical pattern? Do you have an uncanny ability to find diamonds within minutes of starting a new world? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where your weird talents will finally be appreciated!

We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you can perform the Chicken Dance flawlessly, you’ll fit right in.

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of musical chairs. But be warned, he’s a sore loser.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms – on our server, we have a competition for the most outrageous and impractical builds. Can you construct a functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Or a house made entirely out of TNT? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of playing on boring, ordinary servers and want to embrace your weird talents in a truly unique and wacky world, join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LostInCyberspace

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Are you tired of searching for that elusive rare item in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains all the rarest items in the game! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so join now and start your quest for glory (and diamonds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to learn their secrets and become a dragon rider yourself? Then join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So if you’re tired of endlessly searching for that one thing you can’t seem to find, come join us on our server where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally find what you’ve been looking for all these years – or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun trying!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

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so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “we need weapons to fight bad guys”? well, america was all like, “no way, jose!” but then they were like, “okay, fine, u can have some weapons.” and now this ukrainian military unit is all decked out in american gear and ready to kick some butt.

but, like, here’s the twist: they’re not just fighting bad guys in real life, they’re also fighting bad guys in minecraft! that’s right, this ukrainian military unit has their own minecraft server where they battle it out with players from all over the world.

and let me tell u, it’s a wild ride. there are epic battles, crazy challenges, and even secret missions that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, u get to play alongside real-life soldiers who know how to kick butt both on the battlefield and in the virtual world.

so, if u want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush and join a server like no other, then come on down to this ukrainian military unit’s minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SinusCraft: Mouth Breathers Unite!

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this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows into your face while you ride a rollercoaster made of cheese. why join? because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and throw epic dance parties every night. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from griefers with their mad skills. and did i mention that our spawn point is a giant disco ball floating in the sky? yeah, you heard me right. so come on over and join the fun, unless you hate fun, in which case go eat a moldy potato.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ToxicCraftLouisiana

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yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.

we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.

so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyVent Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all on your own? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special healing feature that will literally mend your broken heart. That’s right, just vent and talk to us, and we will do our best to heal you – both in-game and emotionally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, allowing you to prance around the server in style. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes.

So come join us on this magical Minecraft server where love is in the air and unicorns roam free. We can’t wait to see you there, Anon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for the Early Access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for a wild ride.

We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills or the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures. And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event rerun – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

But that’s not all, we also have crazy stuff like the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test where you can travel between data centers like a boss. And don’t forget about the PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes.

And if you’re looking to meet some like-minded players, we have meetups scheduled all the time. From Spooky Club Robots to Mario Party Salty Bets, there’s something for everyone. So come join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2790	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NephewNest – Family-friendly Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where missing nephews come back with superpowers and mysterious pasts.

Our server is so wild, even your nephew’s wildest dreams can’t compare. Explore a world where family drama meets pixelated adventures. Will your nephew run away and start a new life in the virtual world? Only time will tell!

With more twists and turns than your nephew’s rollercoaster of emotions, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and see if you can uncover the truth behind your nephew’s disappearance and his dad’s hidden feelings.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the mystery, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5931	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3