CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Renaissance Survival: Where Towns, Mounts, and Player Shops live happily ever after!

adventures guild, auction house, Community, custom currency, Discord, dragon mount, Dungeons, Happily, Jobs, Live, mob farm, Mounts, panda mount, player, player homes, PvE, Quests, Ranks, referral system, Renaissance, shop owners, Shops, Structures, Survival, Towns, Voting Rewards, warden, Whale

Renascence Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom generated overworld, netherworld, and end with unique items and structures
Player Warps and Shops for community interaction
Dungeons, custom mobs, and quests at the Adventures Guild
Wide variety of mounts and custom currency system
Player homes with anti-griefing measures
Over 12 different jobs and 1k quests for rewards
Referral system, voting rewards, and daily/login bonuses
Discord integration for community chat
Paid and in-game ranks with non-pay-to-win benefits

IP: renascencesmp.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop and create player warps for others to visit.
Is there anti-griefing measures for player homes?	Yes, players can set up their homes with anti-griefing protection using /co i.
Are there quests and dungeons to explore?	Yes, there are over 1k quests available and multiple dungeons with custom mobs to challenge.
Can I ride mounts like pandas and dragons?	Yes, there is a wide variety of mounts available for use or purchase using the custom currency Coins.
Are paid ranks pay-to-win?	No, paid ranks offer extra benefits but do not provide any pay-to-win advantages.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GameLovers Minecraft Server

#gamer, GameLovers, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming addiction recovery, Gaming Community, gaming community engagement, gaming culture, Gaming Entertainment., Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming hobby, gaming industry, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming obsession, gaming passion, gaming support, gaming therapy, gaming world, love, Minecraft, Server, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the zombies have a killer sense of fashion. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I love gaming…especially on this server!”

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LovelyTunes Minecraft Server

Bigotry, chinks, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, intolerance, love, lovely songs, LovelyTunes, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, remember, sang, Server, Taiwan people, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just build the same old houses and mine for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, giant chickens, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds if you can beat them in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8