So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Gods Slained: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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