So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Gods Slained: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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