CraftyInLawVacayOops | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that will make your in-laws go bonkers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family had planned a luxurious vacation at a fancy hotel, only to have your in-laws swoop in and book the same week without telling you. Talk about a plot twist! Now they’re stuck with a hefty cancellation fee and are refusing to go without you. Can you say awkward family dynamics?

But wait, there’s more! Your husband wants to reimburse them, but you’re all about tough love. Let them learn their lesson, right? Who needs a peaceful family vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure on our server instead?

Join now and experience the drama, the guilt-tripping, and the never-ending family feuds that come with every decision you make. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	6517	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MisunderstoodCraft

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Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8345
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8196	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2904
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.