CraftyHongKongers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Animals Bred:	155
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	246	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	9317
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	2732
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Emeralds Found:	6675

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	2915
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Animals Bred:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1