CraftyHistory Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Votes:	1165

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	4754	Magic Items Found:	5192
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Void Gems Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mines Excavated:	4667	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	8795	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	3993	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	216
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.