CraftyHistory Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7948	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5611	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crops Grown:	1806	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Star Shards Collected:	186
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	6632
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Votes:	8480
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2639

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2338
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Votes:	3222
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Treasure Maps Found:	10

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4161	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	4760
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7380
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!