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Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	7294	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FactNinjaMC SMP

amazing fact, cool fact, Did you know, education, fact discovery, fact enthusiasts, fact lovers, fact sharing, fact sharing community, FactNinjaMC, factoid, fun fact, Interesting fact, knowledge, learning, mind-blowing fact, random fact, Share, shareable, smp, tidbit, Trivia

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pals Paradise

accessibility, automatic translation, digital age, global connectivity, internet, internet accessibility, language barrier, language diversity, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, language translation, linguistic barriers, Multilingual, online communication, online content, PALS, Paradise, PIXEL, Technology, translation tools, web browsing

So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9719	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockBreakersUnited

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersUnited, boundaries crossed, Cheating, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ending a friendship, ending a relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, irreparable damage, lack of communication, lack of trust, last straw, Manipulation, moving on, neglect, toxic behavior, Ultimatum

Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9629	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	134	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

1.21.1, application, Builds, collaboration, Community, crafter, Discord, discord server, england, Events, Fun, gallery, hermitcraft, Join, last life, London, lonely, Movie Nights, party games, previous builds, progress, Redstone, Reset, server info, smp, soft reset, Uhc, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	2239	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

5tobun, adaptation, Anime, Board, bun, comedy, Community, discussion, Fans, Japan, loving it, Manga, Minecraft, New Movie, Popular, Quintuplets, romance, school life, series, Server, sisters, Yotsubest lovers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

Body, body part, damaged, damaged body part, dark knight rises, Early, establish, Far.., Good movie, Hollywood, look down, Minecraft, Movie, moviewhy, Nonsensical, normies, part, REST, Sell, SELLING, smp, wrestling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9450
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

#sustainability, atmosphere, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate impact, coal, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Footprint, Fossil Fuels, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas footprint, greenhouse gases, HARMFUL, Liquefied natural gas, methane, Minecraft, Natural resources, Pollution, processing, Server, shipping

join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchantments Applied:	283	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4