Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Zombie Dances: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Farms Harvested: 647 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 416 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchantments Applied: 133
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Animals Bred: 64
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8743 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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