CraftyFoolery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchantments Applied:	272	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LifeChangerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	189	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Too Much Minecraft Fun

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

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Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
Can I create my own quests/events on the server?	Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1827	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	220
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8133
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LoudCarLamentCraft

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Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BidenCraftUltimatum

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So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crops Grown:	8018	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Jumping Universe Showdown

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Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.