CraftyF*ckItLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2269
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Towns Built:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Void Armor Forged:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1563
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Animals Bred:	151
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	4980	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2626
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1961

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	127
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	6614
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ores Mined:	6349	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4680
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1