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Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Votes:	2302	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	117	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	3592	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	7279	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Emeralds Found:	6754
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	262991
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	6411	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	8692
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	455231	Animals Bred:	141
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchantments Applied:	290	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1