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HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	588	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	138	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	260	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	524	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2