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Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4079
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	2566	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ores Mined:	9710	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	7762

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	57

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	5610
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	9535	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Players:	93/200	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4