CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchantments Applied:	68
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

Let me know if you want any adjustments!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	75
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1637
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

Accomplishments.., Adventure, balance, blocktopia, Connection, Contentment, Contribution, Crafting, experiences, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, Meaning, Passion, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality

Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Emeralds Found:	106	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6839	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Star Shards Collected:	131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	76
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1390
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

#addons, active members, Adventure, Armor stand arms, average age, banana, big, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fruity, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwiches, Server, Side, smp, SPLIT, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.