CraftyFactsOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! how crazy is that?!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	701	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LebCraft: Ground Ops!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4724	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

Let me know if you want any adjustments!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3546
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crops Grown:	7779	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	2731	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!