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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	1653
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1019
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftySisNoTalk

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LibidoFixMC SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Star Shards Collected:	152	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4476	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ores Mined:	9318
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TXCNetwork

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3