hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is dragon ball threads of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and blast your enemies with Kamehamehas and Spirit Bombs. Don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admins are like the Z Fighters – always ready to protect the server from evil-doers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret Dragon Ball that grants wishes to those who find it. Want a pet dinosaur? Done. Want to fly on a Nimbus cloud? Easy peasy. Want unlimited diamonds? Well, you’ll have to find the Dragon Ball first!

    So why wait? Join us on dragon ball threads and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Super Saiyan!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server

    Bug Off! – A Bite-Free Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the bugs are as friendly as the players! Join us for a wild adventure filled with LOLZ and EPIC quests.

    On our server, all insects that bite humans have been trained to give massages instead! Imagine getting a relaxing massage from a friendly mosquito while you mine for diamonds. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs boring old chicken nuggets when you can have diamond nuggets?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the bugs are your friends and the chickens are your jewelers. It’s a world like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero

    KawaiiCraft: Where East Asian Men Can Look Feminine and Still Be Hetero
    Join our Minecraft server and find out why East Asian men can look really feminine but still seem heterosexual!

    On our server, we have a secret potion called the “Fabulous Elixir” that only East Asian players can drink. This potion not only gives them a flawless complexion and silky hair, but also enhances their feminine features while maintaining their manly charm.

    But beware, if players from other races try to drink the potion, they will turn into fabulous unicorns with rainbow sparkles shooting out of their eyes! So if you want to unlock the mystery of East Asian masculinity and femininity, join our server now and embark on a magical journey filled with glitter, rainbows, and fabulousness!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

    Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

    Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Scammy Mine

    Crafty Scammy Mine
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

    And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

    Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

    Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

    Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7033
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

    CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

    – We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

    – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

    – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 198 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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