hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

    TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

    On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

    AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Potions Brewed: 145
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Goddesses

    Crafty Goddesses
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

    But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

    VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

    CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Star Shards Collected: 175

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

    Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition
    Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Peen Palace

    Crafty Peen Palace
    Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

    Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft
    Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Oshi’s Block Party

    Oshi’s Block Party

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

    Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mines Excavated: 3599
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Queers Server

    Crafty Queers Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

    As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 101 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Animals Bred: 59 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

    DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

    Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

    So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

    PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

    Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

    And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

    Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

    BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

    SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

    Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3330 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyPunishRavens – #409

    CraftyPunishRavens – #409
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

    Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

    Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

    And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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