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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4287 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Farms Harvested: | 190 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
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Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉