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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8411 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 99 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 5180 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉