CraftyDadGaySon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3126	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

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Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

acoustic data, adaptation, Animal Behavior, changing resources, deep, Deep Sea, Environmental Science, food resources, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine research, Migration, migration strategy, ocean conservation, oceanography, research, resource tracking, sea, seasonal movements, Sperm, sperm whales, underwater sound, Whale, wildlife conservation

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1515	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9412	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NightmareCraft

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Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4333

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Runes Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	3061	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.