CraftyDadGaySon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	116
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	358	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7423	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	241
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyRichPlayz

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

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So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	7769	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BabyBlockParty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4272
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

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Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!