Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
Animals Bred: 37 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Animals Bred: 174 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Runes Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Crops Grown: 4128 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Farms Harvested: 345
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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