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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Secret Passages Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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