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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Gods Slained: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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