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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DiamondDoge, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, ISOLATION, Isolation Edition, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, Watch Along

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	286	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5402
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PajamaPoliceCraft

affluent town, Bot, chatgpt, CONSERVATIVE, cousin, culture, fashion, Homeless, homeless shelter, Indiana, new york, NYC, old money towns, PajamaPoliceCraft, PAJAMAS, pretentious, Public, Rude, sensory issues, Sketchy, snobs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

Abuse, bullying, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Harassment, investigation, male colleagues, Military, Minecraft, mistreatment, Navy, Probe, Server, sexism, submarine forces, SubmarineSass, toxic culture, uk, Women, Workplace

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCancerDetective

Blood Test, cancer detection, cancer screening, common cancers, CraftyCancerDetective, diagnostic test, disease detection, early detection, funding announcement, government funding, government initiative, health funding, Health Innovation, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, medical technology, oncology, preventative care, public health, research, UK Government

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

3D Debut, Abyssgard, Anime List, baubau, baubaus, BLOCK, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, Defective Edition, fuwamoco, hololive, merch, Minecraft, Morning #131, Party, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, Virtual idol, Vtuber, youtube channel

Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Characters, complexity, confusion, controversial, Critics, critique, deep, Interpretation, liked, Minecraft, Movie, Mystery, opinion, Plot, Redpilled, review, smp, Symbolism, Themes, Thought-provoking, TV, Understanding

Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

apartment living, asian family, Australia, BROKE, child care, collector’s items, DEBT, drug addiction, fam, family dynamics, family struggles, financial help, home environment, Job Search, learning disability, long-term planning, Minecraft, moving out, night shifts, Parental Responsibility, rent money, Server, tenancy agreement, unpaid child care

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2537
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPeepersGuild

blue light, Digital Detox, digital eye strain, eye care, eye care routine, eye exercises, eye fatigue, eye health, eye health awareness, eye health tips, eye protection, eye strain prevention, eye strain relief, long term eye health, PixelPeepersGuild, screen fatigue, screen time, screen time management, screen time tips, social media, vision care

Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LanderOops, Minecraft Server! No Squares, Just Fun! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Hermitcraft Vibes, Come Join Us! 🌟

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 3 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bug Skill Minecraft Server

bug, bug at game start, bug fixing, game bugs, game bugs and fixes, Game Exploits, game glitches, game hacks, game start, Game strategies, game tactics, Gaming, gaming bugs, Gaming Community, Gaming Strategies, gaming techniques, Gaming Tips, Minecraft, Server, skill, skilled bug, skilled players, start of the game, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We encourage all players to embrace their inner bug and exploit every glitch in the game to their advantage. Want to fly without wings? No problem! Want to swim in lava without getting burned? We got you covered! Join us and show off your mad bug skills like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who has built an entire city out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find Blocky Bob and claim your wishes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most bug-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Answer Me Minecraft SMP

Anime, answer, Bleach, comparison, controversy, criticism, DBspics, discrimination, Disrespect, fanbase, Fandom, lack of respect, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstood, Narutards, One pissers, popular shonens, redheaded step child, Rivalry, smp, Stereotypes, Underappreciated

Are you tired of being disrespected for loving Bleach? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we worship Bleach like it’s the holy grail of anime! Join us and become a part of our epic quest to prove to all the DBspics, Narutards, and One pissers that Bleach is the ultimate shonen anime. We even have secret rituals where we summon Soul Reapers and Hollows to protect our base from griefers. So come on, join us and show the world that Bleach is not to be messed with!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4103	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Potions Brewed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Skillz4DayzMC

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to master the skill of building epic structures overnight! That’s right, no more spending hours trying to perfect your castle or skyscraper, just one night on our server and you’ll be a building pro!

But that’s not all, joining our server will also give you the ability to tame any animal in the game with just a wink and a smile. Want a pet dragon? No problem! How about a unicorn? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find it and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a master builder, animal tamer, and treasure hunter all in one night!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	3899	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1