Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 1803 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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