Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7229 Void Gems Collected: 30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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