CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	246769
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	7123	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3285	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Farms Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7934
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

anti-semitism, commemoration, CraftyHolocaustHavoc, cultural heritage, education, Europe, Genocide, German city, historical sites, History, Holocaust victims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, memorial, memorials, Nazi regime, persecution, Remembrance, Stumbling stones, Tragedy, world war II

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Build C3PO in Minecraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, BUILD, C3po, futuristic, humanoid robot, innovation, Minecraft, robotics, robotics advancements, robotics applications, robotics capabilities, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics programming, robotics research, robotics technology, Sci Fi, Star Wars, Technology

yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, culinary preferences, cultural food, dietary preferences, eating habits, food traditions, Healthy Eating, HERRING, herring recipes, meal frequency, meal planning, mealtime habits, Minecraft, Nordic cuisine, Pickle, pickled herring, potato dishes, Potatoes, Scandinavian cuisine, seafood, Server, traditional dishes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

2019, Funny milly, lmao, milly, Milly absence, Milly comeback, Milly drought, Milly humor, Milly laugh, Milly meme, Milly memories, Milly missing, Milly nostalgia, Milly since 2019, Milly throwback, Minecraft, No milly, NXT, NXT milly, NXT milly joke, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.