Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Towns Built: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Love Letters Sent: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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