CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

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Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

35 billion euro, Approves, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, EU, EuroLoanWars, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, Financial Stability, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenCraft, geopolitical tensions, international affairs, international relations, loan, political decision, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

acoustic data, adaptation, Animal Behavior, changing resources, deep, Deep Sea, Environmental Science, food resources, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine research, Migration, migration strategy, ocean conservation, oceanography, research, resource tracking, sea, seasonal movements, Sperm, sperm whales, underwater sound, Whale, wildlife conservation

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	820	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3274
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	112

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	421187
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1887	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4297

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4284	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.