so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyMemory

    CraftyMemory
    Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

    We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

    Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

    So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 297 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCrimeOilStrike

    CraftyCrimeOilStrike
    so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4758 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mines Excavated: 2268
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Ores Mined: 3657

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 342 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dimension Hops: 10 Emeralds Found: 8519
    Zombie Dances: 0 Ores Mined: 1568
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 224 Farms Harvested: 617
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 331 Enchantments Applied: 279
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NeighborTrapCraft

    NeighborTrapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

    Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

    Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

    So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Farms Harvested: 742 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY