so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Towns Built: 9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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