CraftyCrimeOilStrike | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Magic Items Found:	8886
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

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Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	3872	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	6697

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4972
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative facts, cloak-and-dagger, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, fringe ideas, government cover-up, hidden agenda., hidden realities, Hidden Truth, mysterious occurrences, outlandish claims, questionable narratives, secret belief, shadowy organizations, skeptical mindset, suspicious events, unconventional theories, underground knowledge, unexplained phenomena

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

emergency, explosion news, explosions, facility incident, Fire, fire outbreak, Incident, Inferno, iran, Iran news, Iran nuclear site, Isfahan, Isfahan explosion, Isfahan news, Nuclear Emergency, nuclear facility, nuclear incident, nuclear safety, nukecraft, REPORTED, Safety, SECURITY

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	New Chunks Explored:	461663
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

banned, channel restrictions, community guidelines, Content Creator, Gaming, Guidelines, hajime, Live streaming, Minecraft, NoobFree, ONLINE, Platform, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, sanctions, Server, streaming, suspension, terms of service, twitch, video games, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.