CraftyCrimeaOil | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1725	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ores Mined:	4278
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2723

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3035	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	6932
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1504
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	125	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Eternal Flames Captured:	6