CraftyCrimeaOil | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SpookySisterDramaMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	77977
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockBreakUpBay

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	246
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	6430	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3553	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ClassyCraftyRevenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1111	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5