Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Zombie Dances:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5008
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyBleach – Where even zombies smell fresh!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Have you ever felt betrayed by Kubo for taking away your favorite ship? Well, fear not because on our server, Ichigo will not only save Rukia from live execution, but they will also get married and live happily ever after! That’s right, we’re rewriting the story here!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride giant chickens into battle, build floating castles in the sky, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs reality when you have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So come join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible and all your wildest dreams can come true. Don’t let Kubo’s decisions get you down, come create your own epic story on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with randomm images and crazy adventures. Build towering structures made entirely out of diamond-encrusted cheese or embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn llama that poops out golden nuggets.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something here for everyone.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the bowels of the server. See you there! 🕺💃

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlueCraft: Where Being Gay Means Being Cool

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their orientation or identity!

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure filled with sparkles, unicorns, and plenty of glitter bombs!

Our server is so welcoming that even the creepers wear pride flags and the zombies dance to Lady Gaga songs.

So come on in and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build, mine, and slay dragons in this queer-friendly paradise!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a journey to outer space! 🚀 Join us and explore the galaxy with Henya the Genius from Vshojo as your guide. She’ll teach you how to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks and fly to the moon in style.

But that’s not all! You’ll also meet the rest of the VOMS Project crew, including Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. Together, you’ll battle aliens, mine for space ore, and maybe even discover a new planet filled with creepers in astronaut suits.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got bonus content from Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee. They’ll show you how to survive in space using only a stick and a potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	658
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty GOP Griefers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Droppings

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	625841
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz MBTI Madness

Updated October 5, 2024

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Updated October 5, 2024

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

Updated October 5, 2024

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

Updated October 5, 2024

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

Updated October 5, 2024

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

Updated October 5, 2024

CraftyBleach – Where even zombies smell fresh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Pixelated Pandemonium

Updated October 5, 2024

BlueCraft: Where Being Gay Means Being Cool

Updated October 5, 2024

Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition

Updated October 5, 2024

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Dragon Droppings

Updated October 5, 2024

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9474	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2