CraftyCrap

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is transformed into a flying pig with laser eyes. You’ll be soaring through the sky, shooting lasers at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. But be careful, because the mobs are no joke here. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance parties, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows.

And if you ever find yourself in a financial rut, don’t worry! Just ask for new base gems and you’ll be back on your feet in no time. Our economy is so wild that you’ll never have to worry about going broke again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9307
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	2565
Ores Mined:	4095	Players Killed by Monsters:	6880
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Star Shards Collected:	182
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9814
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	377	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2814
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	352
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.