CraftyCrap

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is transformed into a flying pig with laser eyes. You’ll be soaring through the sky, shooting lasers at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. But be careful, because the mobs are no joke here. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance parties, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows.

And if you ever find yourself in a financial rut, don’t worry! Just ask for new base gems and you’ll be back on your feet in no time. Our economy is so wild that you’ll never have to worry about going broke again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FinanaCraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Finana. Legend has it that Finana was once a humble potato farmer who accidentally stumbled upon a magical portal while tending to his crops. He was transported to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and endless diamond ore. Now, he rules over this fantastical realm with an iron fist…but also a heart of gold (and diamonds).

Join our server and you too can embark on a quest to find the elusive Potato of Power, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a castle made entirely of TNT). Plus, every new player gets a free pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join Finana’s realm today and prepare for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	333442	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Booger Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a golden pickaxe, and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Liver of Legends, a mythical organ that grants its wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can find the Liver, you’ll become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Astral Pixelmon: Auction Box Edition – Catch ‘Em All and Bid ‘Em All!

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Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!
IP: play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord: http://discord.astralpixelmon.com

Features:
EV Safari
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

About Astral Pixelmon:

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I install Pixelmon Reforged?

You can use the Curse launcher or download the mod manually from http://reforged.gg/

What is the IP and Discord for Astral Pixelmon?

You can join the server at play.astralpixelmon.com and join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com

What features does Astral Pixelmon offer?

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV Safari, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, Resource World, Vanilla Mobs, Custom Textures, Gym Leaders, and GTS.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Zelda’s Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Princess Zelda of Hyrule herself has taken up residence! Join us for a chance to go on epic quests with the princess herself, battling evil mobs and uncovering hidden treasures in the land of Hyrule.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, every player who joins gets their very own pet Creeper to keep them company on their adventures.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Triforce hidden somewhere in the world, granting you untold powers and riches. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical Minecraft server and become a hero of Hyrule!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SamuraiCraft: Slice and Dice in Feudal Japan!

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server set in feudal Japan? Join us as we slice and dice our way through Christian converts and missionaries, all in the name of fun and chaos!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and yelling “Sayonara, heretic!” before taking them out with your trusty katana. Or teaming up with fellow players to create a ninja clan dedicated to eradicating all traces of Christianity from the server.

But beware, the missionaries are not going down without a fight! They will do everything in their power to convert you to their cause, so be prepared to defend yourself with all the skills and weapons at your disposal.

So, if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience unlike any other, join us on this server and let the madness begin! Who knew slicing heads off could be so much fun?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20+ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “TrueCube – Shop for land 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9359
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

XMC: The Vanilla Server for Grown-Ups Who Like to Experiment with VR and White Lists

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XMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Proximity-based voice chat mod (optional) Webmap – https://map.xmcnet.work Various vanilla+ additions: Mob & Player Head Drops Added renewability to select unrenewable resources Right-Click crop replanting Quick leaf decay Bedrock client support Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers!
Server Specs and Performance	Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x RAM: 10 Gigabytes Location: New Jersey
Server Rules	Be Mature Respect other server members No stealing or griefing No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred No mods that give an unfair advantage Inactivity

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will XMC officially open?	XMC will officially open on Friday, May 24.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and run the command “/apply” in any channel to receive the application form. Fill out the form and submit it. An admin will then review your application.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are several rules including being mature, respecting other members, no stealing or griefing, no inappropriate content, no unfair advantage mods, and notifying if you plan to be inactive for a period of time.
What server-side mods are used on XMC?	XMC uses a variety of server-side mods to tweak things, but nothing that breaks vanilla compatibility. Everything that works on a vanilla server will work here.
Is there a testing server available for players?	Yes, there is a testing server available for players to try out some builds before the official opening of XMC.
How can I access the webmap of the server?	You can access the webmap of the server at https://map.xmcnet.work

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FamilyCraft: Where cousins are cooler than siblings

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on servers that only care about nuclear families? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that extended family is where it’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy cousins, wacky uncles, and eccentric aunts who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Great Aunt Mildred, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a spoon and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that she’s currently building a roller coaster made entirely out of cake and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic creations firsthand!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our wacky extended family. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost relative who’s been living in a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, where extended family truly reigns supreme!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyTrades – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Warhammer 40k universe to a whole new level with our Rogue Trader edition! Join us for epic battles, crazy mods, and DLC that will blow your mind.

Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyFortniteCraze – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite in the most epic way possible!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with myths, mortals, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit because why not? Our store rotation is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map and quests – you’ll be slaying dragons and saving princesses in no time!

But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.

On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

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Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
IP	https://simplyvanilla.net/
Players Active	30 to 70
Renders	Spawn / Nether / End

Overview:

Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.

Hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will be prosecuted with a ban. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof will make your game-play as vanilla as possible. With only a few rules, you are given total freedom. Survive spawn, make your starter base, make allies, and conquer bases.

Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?

A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any map resets on the server?

A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.

Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?

A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Buddies 3

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because The real big 3 is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.