CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	77	Villages Defended:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3749	Potions Brewed:	182
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ores Mined:	7234
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	3375	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2553
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	2301

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7163	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	236	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.